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We Are Human Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle
We Are Human Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle
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Stay hydrated. It's the most human thing you can do. Whether you're navigating the Wraithcon 2040 convention floor or trying not to become the next test subject, this copper vacuum-insulated bottle keeps your drink exactly how you left it — no modifications required. Featuring the official We Are Human circuit graphic — the human face rendered in code, orange on black — it's a daily reminder that some of us are still asking the right questions. Scratch-resistant, spill-proof, and completely free of unauthorized enhancements (as far as we know), it's the perfect companion for fans of sci-fi horror, corporate dystopia, and the unsettling feeling that something just isn't right.
Three victims. One experiment. Zero excuses not to hydrate.
• Stainless steel with copper insulation
• 22 oz. (650 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.60″ × 2.90″ (26.92 × 7.37 cm)
• Weight: 363 g
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade-resistant
• Powder-coat finish
• BPA-free
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Three victims. One experiment. Zero excuses not to hydrate.
• Stainless steel with copper insulation
• 22 oz. (650 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.60″ × 2.90″ (26.92 × 7.37 cm)
• Weight: 363 g
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade-resistant
• Powder-coat finish
• BPA-free
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
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